One weekend a guy friend and I were in the mall, when a Singaporean Chinese girl walked in front of us. He laughed when he realized we were both checking her out. I told him I was admiring her legs, wishing they were mine. He was kind enough to tell me, konti lang lamang nya.

(Flattered syempre, kaso may dagdag…)

Paputiin, pahabain at pakinisin mo lang legs mo parang ganun na din!

*face-palm!*