Grabbed From the tweets of @Sam_YG.

Ayusin dapat ang “Christmas text” kay girlaloo/boylaloo. Wag mashadong pa-demure, wag pa-give away and most importantly, Landi moderately!

Eto ang guidelines for #ChristmasText.

1. Pag crush mo talaga, send the text twice para sure-shot
2. Isa isang MWAH lang.. pag double mwah, buking ka!
3. Mwah + smiley is acceptable because it’s Christmas naman so you can push the limit ng konti
4. Instead of “i love you”, send “labyu” or “labshoo” para safe.. you can add “haha” sa dulo for ultra safe mode!
5. Banatan mo ngayong palang ng malupet na msg but dont forget to put the words “before the networks get busy..” sa start
6. If ur torpe, u can do the “fake call” method: missed call lang then sabay txt, “i wanted to call u sana but i couldnt get thru so txt nalng”
7. For the malakas loob: CALL him/her at midnight! start with a malanding “hey” then, “just wanted to be the 1st to greet u a Merry Christmas”
8. LANDI MODERATELY: DONT combine ‘mwah’, ‘hehe’ and ‘:)’ in one msg! just choose 2 out of the 3!
9. You can use the line “you know what..i prayed for you during the Christmas mass” BUT don’t forget the “hehehehe” after!
10. Limit your landi #christmastexts to 3 girlaloos/boylaloos.. edit edit mo ng konti. Manila is too small.. baka mabuking ka!
11. ENTER the NAME before typing the message to avoid WRONG SEND! patay ka kung malandi ang message mo tapos sa iba napadala
12. Ok lang ang “i miss you” pero mas malupet ang “i wish you were here with me now”.. don’t forget the HEHE after!
13. Kung away mo ng smiley, pwede rin ang heart icon ” <3
14. To keep the texting going.. make sure may question sa dulo. Example: “so, did you open your gifts na?”
15. Never include girlaloo/boylaloo in the generic text list… dapat special para naman may kilig factor!
16. Compose mo na ang message ngayon palang para mamaya, SEND nalang! Mahirap mag-isip during Noche Buena or pag laseng!
17. Pag hindi nagreply, wala na tayong magagawa..basta do your part. Wag mo na tanong if he/she got your message.. bahala sya!
18. If girlaloo/ boylaloo replies, wait at least 5 minutes para you don’t look atat and kunyari busy-busy ka.. for calls, wait for 5 rings
19. LASTLY.. NEVER say the words “I love you” if you don’t mean it or if you’re drunk! Gulo yan! Ayusin natin mga buhay natin!

Just random things I read.   :